Rock band name generator

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> function randN ( n ) { return Math.floor(Math.random()*n); } function percent ( n ) { return false ; // randN(100) < n ; } function band_name () { var message = '' ; if ( percent(50) ) message = 'The ' ; var adjective = new Array ( 17 ) ; adjective [ 0 ] = 'psychedelic ' ; adjective [ 1 ] = 'technicolour ' ; adjective [ 2 ] = 'amazing ' ; adjective [ 3 ] = 'stupendous ' ; adjective [ 4 ] = 'liquid ' ; adjective [ 5 ] = 'electric ' ; adjective [ 6 ] = 'luminous ' ; adjective [ 7 ] = 'cool ' ; adjective [ 8 ] = 'exploding ' ; adjective [ 9 ] = 'shattered ' ; adjective [ 10 ] = 'magical ' ; adjective [ 11 ] = 'lore of the ' ; adjective [ 12 ] = 'Stygian ' ; adjective [ 13 ] = 'mystic ' ; adjective [ 14 ] = 'secret ' ; adjective [ 15 ] = 'arcane ' ; adjective [ 16 ] = 'punk ' ; var randAdj = randN ( 30 ) ; randAdj = randAdj % 17 ; message = message + adjective [ randAdj ] ; var adjective2 = new Array ( 16 ) ; adjective2 [ 0 ] = 'blue ' ; adjective2 [ 1 ] = 'black ' ; adjective2 [ 2 ] = 'violet ' ; adjective2 [ 3 ] = 'purple ' ; adjective2 [ 4 ] = 'mauve ' ; adjective2 [ 5 ] = 'green ' ; adjective2 [ 6 ] = 'swingin\' ' ; adjective2 [ 7 ] = 'rockin\' ' ; adjective2 [ 8 ] = 'screamin\' ' ; adjective2 [ 9 ] = 'mysterious ' ; adjective2 [ 10 ] = 'sinister ' ; adjective2 [ 11 ] = 'deadly ' ; adjective2 [ 12 ] = 'legendary ' ; adjective2 [ 13 ] = 'pentagonal ' ; adjective2 [ 14 ] = 'tangerine ' ; adjective2 [ 15 ] = 'shining ' ; var randAdj2 = randN ( 30 ) ; randAdj2 = randAdj2 % 16 ; message = message + adjective2 [ randAdj2 ] ; var adjective3 = new Array ( 8 ) ; adjective3 [ 0 ] = 'metal ' ; adjective3 [ 1 ] = 'iron ' ; adjective3 [ 2 ] = 'steel ' ; adjective3 [ 3 ] = 'titanium ' ; adjective3 [ 4 ] = 'plastic ' ; adjective3 [ 5 ] = 'velvet ' ; adjective3 [ 6 ] = 'concrete ' ; adjective3 [ 7 ] = 'burning ' ; var randAdj3 = randN ( 20 ) ; randAdj3 = randAdj3 % 8 ; message = message + adjective3 [ randAdj3 ] ; var adjective4 = new Array ( 20 ) ; adjective4 [ 0 ] = 'stealth ' ; adjective4 [ 1 ] = 'kamikazi ' ; adjective4 [ 2 ] = 'surfin\' ' ; adjective4 [ 3 ] = 'street ' ; adjective4 [ 4 ] = 'forbidden ' ; adjective4 [ 5 ] = 'mystery ' ; adjective4 [ 6 ] = 'mystery' ; adjective4 [ 7 ] = 'fried ' ; adjective4 [ 8 ] = 'glowing ' ; adjective4 [ 9 ] = 'rhythm ' ; adjective4 [ 10 ] = 'thunder ' ; adjective4 [ 11 ] = 'storm ' ; adjective4 [ 12 ] = 'voodoo ' ; adjective4 [ 13 ] = 'devil ' ; adjective4 [ 14 ] = 'hawk ' ; adjective4 [ 15 ] = 'guitar ' ; adjective4 [ 16 ] = 'war ' ; adjective4 [ 17 ] = 'battle ' ; adjective4 [ 18 ] = 'swamp ' ; adjective4 [ 19 ] = 'star ' ; var randAdj4 = randN ( 30 ) ; randAdj4 = randAdj4 % 8 ; message = message + adjective4 [ randAdj4 ] ; if ( percent ( 50 ) ) { var noun = new Array ( 41 ) ; noun [ 0 ] = 'brocolli.' ; noun [ 1 ] = 'legend.' ; noun [ 2 ] = 'underpants.' ; noun [ 3 ] = 'squid,' ; noun [ 4 ] = 'frogs,' ; noun [ 5 ] = 'beast,' ; noun [ 6 ] = 'death,' ; noun [ 7 ] = 'wedgie,' ; noun [ 8 ] = 'bunny,' ; noun [ 9 ] = 'bunnies,' ; noun [ 10 ] = 'burp,' ; noun [ 11 ] = 'poodles.' ; noun [ 12 ] = 'hippoes.' ; noun [ 13 ] = 'gnomes.' ; noun [ 14 ] = 'chainsaw.' ; noun [ 15 ] = 'frizbee.' ; noun [ 16 ] = 'tomato.' ; noun [ 17 ] = 'nerds,' ; noun [ 18 ] = 'geeks.' ; noun [ 19 ] = 'flame.' ; noun [ 20 ] = 'ninjas.' ; noun [ 21 ] = 'elves.' ; noun [ 22 ] = 'army.' ; noun [ 23 ] = 'bunch.' ; noun [ 24 ] = 'band.' ; noun [ 25 ] = 'project.' ; noun [ 26 ] = 'gang.' ; noun [ 27 ] = 'fish.' ; noun [ 28 ] = 'walruses.' ; noun [ 29 ] = 'monkies.' ; noun [ 30 ] = 'pirates.' ; noun [ 31 ] = 'pilots.' ; noun [ 32 ] = 'thunder.' ; noun [ 33 ] = 'freaks.' ; noun [ 34 ] = 'wolves.' ; noun [ 35 ] = 'dogs.' ; noun [ 36 ] = 'kittens.' ; noun [ 37 ] = 'snake.' ; noun [ 38 ] = 'viper.' ; noun [ 39 ] = 'yodelers.' ; noun [ 40 ] = 'fire.' ; var randNoun = randN ( 41 ) ; message = message + noun [ randNoun ] ; } else { var noun = new Array ( 41 ) ; noun [ 0 ] = 'brocolli ' ; noun [ 1 ] = 'legend ' ; noun [ 2 ] = 'underpants ' ; noun [ 3 ] = 'squid ' ; noun [ 4 ] = 'frogs ' ; noun [ 5 ] = 'beast ' ; noun [ 6 ] = 'death ' ; noun [ 7 ] = 'wedgie ' ; noun [ 8 ] = 'bunny ' ; noun [ 9 ] = 'bunnies ' ; noun [ 10 ] = 'burp ' ; noun [ 11 ] = 'poodle ' ; noun [ 12 ] = 'hippo ' ; noun [ 13 ] = 'gnomes ' ; noun [ 14 ] = 'chainsaw ' ; noun [ 15 ] = 'frizbee ' ; noun [ 16 ] = 'tomatoes ' ; noun [ 17 ] = 'nerds ' ; noun [ 18 ] = 'geeks ' ; noun [ 19 ] = 'flames ' ; noun [ 20 ] = 'ninjas ' ; noun [ 21 ] = 'elves ' ; noun [ 22 ] = 'army ' ; noun [ 23 ] = 'bunch ' ; noun [ 24 ] = 'band ' ; noun [ 25 ] = 'project ' ; noun [ 26 ] = 'gang ' ; noun [ 27 ] = 'fish ' ; noun [ 28 ] = 'walrus ' ; noun [ 29 ] = 'monkey ' ; noun [ 30 ] = 'pirates ' ; noun [ 31 ] = 'pilots ' ; noun [ 32 ] = 'thunder ' ; noun [ 33 ] = 'freaks ' ; noun [ 34 ] = 'wolf ' ; noun [ 35 ] = 'dogs ' ; noun [ 36 ] = 'kittens ' ; noun [ 37 ] = 'snake ' ; noun [ 38 ] = 'viper ' ; noun [ 39 ] = 'yodelers ' ; noun [ 40 ] = 'fires ' ; var randNoun = randN ( 41 ) ; message = message + noun [ randNoun ] ; var suffix = new Array ( 25 ) ; suffix [ 0 ] = 'from Hell.' ; suffix [ 1 ] = 'from Outer Space.' ; suffix [ 2 ] = 'that came from Outer Space.' ; suffix [ 3 ] = 'from Heck.' ; suffix [ 4 ] = 'of Doom.' ; suffix [ 5 ] = 'of the Apocolypse.' ; suffix [ 6 ] = 'of Destiny.' ; suffix [ 7 ] = 'of Time.' ; suffix [ 8 ] = 'of Rock.' ; suffix [ 9 ] = 'reprise.' ; suffix [ 10 ] = 'reprisal.' ; suffix [ 11 ] = 'revival.' ; suffix [ 12 ] = 'killer.' ; suffix [ 13 ] = 'paradox.' ; suffix [ 14 ] = 'of Death.' ; suffix [ 15 ] = 'from the Abyss.' ; suffix [ 16 ] = 'in Limbo.' ; suffix [ 17 ] = 'of Hades.' ; suffix [ 18 ] = 'from beyond the grave.' ; suffix [ 19 ] = 'from Beyond.' ; suffix [ 20 ] = '3000.' ; suffix [ 21 ] = 'of Noise.' ; suffix [ 22 ] = 'from beyond the Cosmos.' ; suffix [ 23 ] = 'of Starship nine.' ; suffix [ 24 ] = 'of the third Cosmic Plane.' ; var randSuffix = randN ( 25 ) ; message = message + suffix [ randSuffix ] ; } var result = message.substring(0,0) ; result.toUpperCase () ; result = result + message.substring(1,message.length); document.Widget.Answer.value = result ; } </SCRIPT>

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